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Volume 16 / Issue 2 / Date 2nd Half 2007 *
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[A Cup of Coffee]
[Dilbert
Management Today]
[World's Easiest Quiz]
[An Imperfect Country] [Psalm 23]
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A group of alumni, all highly established in their respective careers, got together for a visit with their old university professor. The conversation soon turned to complaints about the endless stress of work and life in general. . .
Offering his guests coffee, the professor went into the kitchen and soon returned with a large pot of coffee and an eclectic assortment of cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal - some plain, some expensive, some quite exquisite.
Quietly he told them to help themselves to some fresh coffee.
When each of his former students had a cup of coffee in hand, the old professor quietly cleared his throat and began to patiently address the small gathering. . .
''You may have noticed that all of the nicer looking cups were taken up first, leaving behind the plainer and cheaper ones. While it is only natural for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is actually the source of much of your stress-related problems."
He continued. . .''Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In fact, the cup merely disguises or dresses up what we drink. What each of you really wanted was coffee, not a cup, but you instinctively went for the best cups. . . Then you began eyeing each other's cups. . .''
''Now consider this: Life is coffee. Jobs, money, and position in society are merely cups. They are just tools to shape and contain Life, and the type of cup we have does not truly define nor change the quality of the Life we live. Often, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee that God has provided us. . . God brews the coffee, but he does not supply the cups. Enjoy your coffee!''
The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything they have. . . So please remember:
Live simply.
Love generously.
Care deeply.
Speak kindly.
Leave the rest to God!
Source: Dave Rigg, 2007
A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for
people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers. These
were voted the top ten quotes from Dilbert managers in corporate America ,
circa 2004:
"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA)
"What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter." (Lykes Lines Shipping)
"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business." (Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)
"This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it." (Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)
"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule." (Plant Manager, Delco Corporation)
"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them." (R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)
Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say." (Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)
My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me." (Shipping executive, FTD Florists)
"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees." (Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)
Source: Toby Jones, 2007
1. How long did the Hundred Years War last?
A: 116 years, from 1337 to 1453
2. Which country makes Panama hats?
A: Ecuador
3. From which animal do we get catgut?
A: From sheep and horses
4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A: November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours
5. What is a camel's-hair brush made of?
A: Squirrel fur
6. The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
A: The Latin name was Insularia Canaria—Island of the Dogs
7. What was King George VI's first name?
A: Albert. When he came to the throne, in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert
8. What color is a purple finch?
A: Distinctively crimson
9. Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
A: New Zealand
10. How long did the Thirty Years War last?
A: Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648
Source: Major Ben Connable, 2007
When in England at a large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building' by George Bush.
He answered by saying, "Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land
we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return." It became very quiet in the room.
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Then there was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break one of the French engineers came back
into the room saying "Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?"
A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: "Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency
electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water
from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck.. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?"
Once again, dead silence.
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A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself
standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral
suddenly complained that, 'where as Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences
rather than speaking French?'
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe its because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'
You could have heard a pin drop!
Submitted: anonymous, 2007
This is an eye opener. We probably never thought about nor looked at this Psalm in this way, even though we all know the words.
The Lord is my Shepherd...........................................That's Relationship
I shall not want..................................................That's Supply!
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures........................That's Rest!
He leadeth me beside the still waters.............................That's Refreshment!
He restoreth my soul..............................................That's Healing
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness.......................That's Guidance!
For His name sake.................................................That's Purpose!
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death......That's Testing!
I will fear no evil...............................................That's Faithfulness!
For Thou art with me..............................................That's Protection!
Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort ...............................That's Discipline!
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies..That's Hope!
Thou annointest my head with oil..................................That's Consecration!
My cup runneth over...............................................That's Abundance!
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life. That's Blessing!
And I will dwell in the house of the Lord.........................That's Security!
Forever and ever AMEN.............................................That's Eternity!
Source: Anonymous, Eternity
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